This is the most painstaking humor project I’ve seen in a long, long time: the entire Bible translated into LOLCat speak. It’s pretty comprehensive, actually, and funny if you know the Bible or not. LOLCat Bible is worth a looksee!
Genesis
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
Revelations
9 An all tehm tings singed a new song:
“Yr so leet. You tooked teh paperz
an can eatz teh cookies
Cuz teh bad doodz killded you
An you saved everbuddy everwherr
wif yr blood.”10 ”You made everwun so leet they can hang wif teh Ceiling Cat,
an totally pwn everting. Yr so awsum thx.”11 Then a bazillion kittehs gathered ’round an12 They singed:
“Teh itty-bitty dead baby Lamb is so gret
an can has power an moniez an smartz an be reel strong
an can has honorz an gloriez an praise! Srsly!”
It goes on and on. Fun for the whole family!
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omg…
this is too funny. there are gonna be a lot of kittehs in hell.